Loligoth Vampires
If this were 4chan, we'd have pedobears all up in this bitch.

Sugary Cereal Vampires
In the year 3000, Archduke Chocula is still pushing his chocolate-coated sugar bombs.

Lesbian Vampires
The embedded YouTube video under the Lesbian Vampires heading has a lot of tits. But not a lot of ass. Now you don't have to watch it at work and get fired.

Gold Commercials
I especially love the spot that has the woman who is enthused that she sold her wedding ring from her first marriage.

What just happened? Is Karatloz schizophrenic?

I'm so angry, Mill's Harm Principle is the only thing keeping me from beating you up right now!

A very special episode of The Office that would be. The documentarians need to make an in-depth episode that deals with his birth 76 years ago to the beaches of Normandy, to his wild 60s lifestyle and his maybe on-again, off-again homelessness.

You want a medal?

Can you give us select quotations? Like how Videocracy commenters will voyage into the morass of YouTube comments sections, only bringing back the finest specimens, that is if they even get back alive. Godspeed.

Ah, delicious
AV Club and NPR goes down smooth 'n smarmy.

On the subject of cleavage
So, what Mr. Rabin is saying is that Kathy Ireland is/was fuckin' STACKED?

They have nice uniforms.

Low self-esteem.

It will be fun revisiting Micheal's unrequited love for Ryan.

That reminded me of Sarah Palin's visit to New York City.

A False Dichotomy
When it is Man vs. Wild, and that man is Bear Grylls, man always wins. Thanks to the fine hotels in the Hilton Family of Hotels. Hilton. Be hospitable.TM

He fought the power and ate whatever he wanted.

A Proclamation
There will be no discussion or comparison of the merits of the US and UK versions of The Office. In order to save you all time, here is the conclusion years of debate have yielded: They are both good in their own different ways.

That's why it's funny when Michael tries to assign gay stereotypes to Oscar, like when Michael asks what Oscar is wearing to beach day.

COMMAND + F for elitists.