Only for criminal purposes, like extortion, with its sexy, sexy "x".

Perhaps there was an advertisement promoting a product that promised "Instant Male Enhancement" and that it was "all natural" and included females testifying to the fact they enjoyed intercourse more with the product than without it.

Everyone's Favorite Game
"Cook's socially inept… anti-magic… offend[s]… vulgar… crude… serial [killer!]" — Scott Tobias, Onion AV Club

Not only a generic title, but a generic movie from a generic genre.

No, you're not.

Is this project intended to replace Ask the AV Club? Are your coy commenters too timid to ask questions of y'all, and now you must ask questions of each other?

What's the protocol for when AV Staff fail in their attempt to claim firsties?

No, because he ought not be free.

"[S]cheming lesbian armed [terrorists!]"

Latest

"Oh, crap, did I leave the oven on?"

Who cares about Tonga, with their one measly gold medal.

Fear Dot Com
Isn't one of the female characters in Fear Dot Com hemophiliac? And can display the symptoms of it, even though it's genetically impossible?

That's not off topic: It justifies the AV Staff's cowardice.
"New Zealand banned this, and who am I to contradict them?"

Untracable
Untraceable makes a point of being as inane as possible as well.

"…beat them to the punch[.]"

Crunk.

Media Coverage
Damn NPR, covering this crap. Almost forgot to rubberneck a rear-ending this morning for I was so full of rage.

A lesson in social interaction
"I learned about handling sticky social situations from a little show called Three's Company…"

"[T]een sex romp[!]"