Pull Quotes come earlier every year
"Babylon A.D… a… lead-footed action film with neat scenery." —Keith Phipps, Onion AV Club

I can only cite The Pacifier, but that's inadvisable. And that might have been The Rock.

Slow ON a holiday weekend, indeed Mr. Phipps. I guess studios assume we all have big plans, and that we would be too busy to sit in a cavernous, dark room with strangers.

Holy Hell
How does a film with a "kung-fu action nun" get only a D+? That sounds like (to borrow a phrase) it would own all your asses.

"Slow only a holiday weekend… [sic]" —Keith Phipps, Onion AV Club

AV Clubbers…
What will the commenters of the AV Club do over the long weekend? I plan to meet future presidents at barbecues.

Hot damn yes. There is noting more attractive than heart-stopping grease hitting a hot, hot skillet.

WALL-E.

Obligatory Simpsons Reference
"To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on killing Mockingbirds! It did teach me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does that do me?"

Coach Z lives in a gym locker room. Of course the ladies are all up ons.

Titles
SNL Weekend Update Thursday is really clunky. That can't be the official name.

Only to find out what its color scheme is though. Orange & White? Cyan & Magenta? Cobalt & Cadmium Red?

How about an Olsen twins appearance?

That would be untoward to Tracy Morgan, who often can't be bothered to show up to rehearsal in the first place.

A lone wolf who doesn't play by anyone's rules, not even his own!

Health Care Plans for the Supernatural
Why are the protagonists in the two supernatural/sci-fi themed show approximately a century-and-a-half old? Are there no younger immortals?

CAPS LOCK: CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

Dirty Jorbs
Wow, not one but two Dirty Jobs ripoffs coming this fall. They both look too self-important and condescending, traits that Dirty Jobs lacks, and what makes show and host endearing.

Quark is Biggio-esque.

America's Toughest Jobs
I liked this show better when it was called Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe.