Whenever I have to name a character in a video game, there's about a 90% chance that he will end up as Bort. It's such a popular name, after all.

"Shoot him again. His soul is still jigging."

Low blow, Tity Boi. Low blow.

No, the shark is played by A.A. Dowd. And his teeth are all C+'s.

Casting M. Night Shyamalan as the hacker was a genius twist. Nobody saw that coming!

Are you talking about the Matrix, or Last Action Hero?

@Duvall:disqus Sam may not literally be a second son, but he has always been treated that way, especially since his younger brother was made the heir of the family. Sam was forced to join the Watch, or else he would have "suffered an unfortunate accident" during a hunt in order for his brother to carry the legacy.

More like "Cilantro is the man with the devil cheese."