Sir, your principled rehash of a watered-down moment from "Network" will now clearly change anonymous internet comments/cable news/late night sketch comedy/White House press briefings forever - and will thus TRANSFORM THE WORLD!

@avclub-a0630234fbf4e4a6985e20a61d9c2031:disqus "He would not be able to unite people to take action and would end up just maintaining the status quo"? When do we ever see Winn "uniting the people to take action"? For that matter, in what way does Bajor depart for the better from "the status quo" during Winn's tenure…

@avclub-a0630234fbf4e4a6985e20a61d9c2031:disqus "He would not be able to unite people to take action and would end up just maintaining the status quo"? When do we ever see Winn "uniting the people to take action"? For that matter, in what way does Bajor depart for the better from "the status quo" during Winn's tenure…

"My next project is a bold new TV show called 'Aaron Sorkin,' written and created by me, Aaron Sorkin, about the behind-the-scenes world of a revered television producer named Aaron Sorkin who shakes up the stultifying world of entertainment and politics by creating a television show about the behind-the-scenes world…

"My next project is a bold new TV show called 'Aaron Sorkin,' written and created by me, Aaron Sorkin, about the behind-the-scenes world of a revered television producer named Aaron Sorkin who shakes up the stultifying world of entertainment and politics by creating a television show about the behind-the-scenes world…

In fact, I've seen the number for rape in the military at significantly higher than 20%. 20% may be the percentage of reported assaults - generally, the number of actually assaults is way, way higher, since most assaults go unreported.

In fact, I've seen the number for rape in the military at significantly higher than 20%. 20% may be the percentage of reported assaults - generally, the number of actually assaults is way, way higher, since most assaults go unreported.

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus Louis CK's pre-divorce material is still hilarious, and it has that "signature Louis style." And what's obvious watching it is that his relationship is falling apart - that there's layers of bitterness, confusion, anxiety and alienation coloring everything he talks…

@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus Louis CK's pre-divorce material is still hilarious, and it has that "signature Louis style." And what's obvious watching it is that his relationship is falling apart - that there's layers of bitterness, confusion, anxiety and alienation coloring everything he talks…

YOU AREN'T LOCKED UP AND FORCED TO WATCH THIS THING, THEREFORE YOU CAN'T SAY IT SUCKS!

YOU AREN'T LOCKED UP AND FORCED TO WATCH THIS THING, THEREFORE YOU CAN'T SAY IT SUCKS!

"Enthusiasm" is putting it gently. For half of that episode I keep expecting him to whirl around and go "IT'S A CLOCK!"

"Enthusiasm" is putting it gently. For half of that episode I keep expecting him to whirl around and go "IT'S A CLOCK!"

The thing with Opaka was that she was always presented as a saint, and no one with that amount of power - particularly in DS9's universe - can be a saint. That changed a little bit with "The Collaborator," but in general, Opaka spent her time staring off into space with that pleasantly bland look on her face that…

The thing with Opaka was that she was always presented as a saint, and no one with that amount of power - particularly in DS9's universe - can be a saint. That changed a little bit with "The Collaborator," but in general, Opaka spent her time staring off into space with that pleasantly bland look on her face that…

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The major problem with the Bajor episodes is that the writers consistently fail to understand how religion works. As the history of any organized religion demonstrates, there's just as much politics, scheming and backstabbing in religion as there is in a military junta (as the Cardassians are presented) or a group of…

The major problem with the Bajor episodes is that the writers consistently fail to understand how religion works. As the history of any organized religion demonstrates, there's just as much politics, scheming and backstabbing in religion as there is in a military junta (as the Cardassians are presented) or a group of…

THE WHALE KILLS AHAB