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@avclub-4904f82c12cecf6ec070fe77d7e913ce:disqus - don't confuse Trudy with Annie-from-Community. Annie has a personality and seems like she'd be fun if neurotic to hang out with; Trudy is a Stepford wife Pete married for her dad's money.

@avclub-4904f82c12cecf6ec070fe77d7e913ce:disqus - don't confuse Trudy with Annie-from-Community. Annie has a personality and seems like she'd be fun if neurotic to hang out with; Trudy is a Stepford wife Pete married for her dad's money.

No, Lohan is not serving as a "template, a potential path to follow," unless you're actually using "being famous for being famous" as that template or path - a template or path which would not exist were it not for a corrupt political and economic system which concentrates wealth within a tiny handful of plutocrats…

No, Lohan is not serving as a "template, a potential path to follow," unless you're actually using "being famous for being famous" as that template or path - a template or path which would not exist were it not for a corrupt political and economic system which concentrates wealth within a tiny handful of plutocrats…

I really don't understand how people can so viscerally hate someone they've never met in their lives, who can never have had any meaningful impact on them or on their loved ones.

I really don't understand how people can so viscerally hate someone they've never met in their lives, who can never have had any meaningful impact on them or on their loved ones.

Oh my god, it's like my own internet support group in here! I had to watch The Simpsons in secret growing up, because James Dobson told my mom they were evil.

Oh my god, it's like my own internet support group in here! I had to watch The Simpsons in secret growing up, because James Dobson told my mom they were evil.

For example - what, exactly, is the "Ozymandias" series going to consist of - six issues of Adrian Veidt committing increasingly morally dubious acts on the basis that the ends justify the means? In issue one, he has to kill a puppy - to save two puppies! In issue two, he has to kill two MORE puppies - to save a DOZEN…

For example - what, exactly, is the "Ozymandias" series going to consist of - six issues of Adrian Veidt committing increasingly morally dubious acts on the basis that the ends justify the means? In issue one, he has to kill a puppy - to save two puppies! In issue two, he has to kill two MORE puppies - to save a DOZEN…

Like who, the fat guy whose map the Comedian sets on fire? The lady who wasn't Silk Spectre who was probably gay? The guy with the hood-and-noose costume? Those weren't characters - those were barely-sketched ciphers and archetypes who were only there for the main characters to bounce off of.

Like who, the fat guy whose map the Comedian sets on fire? The lady who wasn't Silk Spectre who was probably gay? The guy with the hood-and-noose costume? Those weren't characters - those were barely-sketched ciphers and archetypes who were only there for the main characters to bounce off of.

HA HA HAAAAH! REFERENCE TO BOSTON!

HA HA HAAAAH! REFERENCE TO BOSTON!

Seriously, the "knife versus gun" argument was settled in the nineteenth century, back when they started making guns that actually worked reliably. If you're living in the future and you've got the option of knife versus laser-thingy, and you go for knife, you're just hopeless.

Seriously, the "knife versus gun" argument was settled in the nineteenth century, back when they started making guns that actually worked reliably. If you're living in the future and you've got the option of knife versus laser-thingy, and you go for knife, you're just hopeless.

SOLID GOLD PLATED. Just like the toilet of his private jet.

SOLID GOLD PLATED. Just like the toilet of his private jet.

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