Seriously, though, good for them! You realize that not every country locks up millions of nonviolent offenders for years on end and throws them into de facto rape pens the way the US does?

Yeah, that the ticket! See, Polanski, he's just a flawed person! Drugging and raping a kid, it's, like, a funny little personality quirk, like drinking too much at the office party, or laughing at your own jokes. It's okay, Roman! You're imperfect, you crazy li'l child-rapist you!

This is by far the most intelligent comment in this thread.

OH NO! IS SHE GOOD LOOKING? SOMEONE TELL ME CUZ I DONT KNOW IF I CAN ENJOY HER MUSIC IF SHES NOT HOT

"It may not enter the political canon, like anything Turkel did…" Priceless, man.

Listening to the thing about Twitter-books right now, and it's hilarious to hear this dude's friends attempt to justify selling a book of repackaged tweets.

God doesn't tell them to marry the women, Aurora. He famously tells them to kill all the men, women, and children, and to even slaughter the cattle.

Dude, the gospel attributed by tradition to "Matthew" was very probably written by a Jew, for a Jewish audience.

HERETIC! Yom Kippur is when you take two goats, sacrifice one to the Mighty Yahweh, and release the second into the desert as an appeasement for Azazel, father of devils and scourger of men.

Wait, at what point did Mel Gibson's greatest sin go from "beating and threatening to kill the mother of his child" to "saying mean things about a particular ethnic group"?

"One of their most sacred stories"? C'mon, Sean, let's not hyperventilate here. It's fuckin' Hanukkah. It's a ways down the list of shit actual super-religified Jews care about, somewhere between the exhaustive lists of whose ancestors fucked their sisters and that story where the bald guy summons a bunch of bears to…

Well, the third possibility would be to find a way to assert that no, there is, in fact, a way to reason with creatures like the Borg, even if they're incredibly alien and unlike ourselves, even to the point of being rather frightening.

To be fair to Enterprise, the whole "Vulcans are dicks" thing really starts with DS9. Fuck you, baseball episode!

"She may have come from the Delta quadrant specifically to supervise this invasion after the failure of the last one"

This wasn't my experience at all. When Phantom Menace came out, Lucas still had a lot of good will left, and no one had seen a new Star Wars movie for decades; by the time Nemesis came out, however, Trek fans had had all of Voyager, all of Enterprise's run, and three mediocre-to-shitty TNG movies (however you rate…

I've got a soft spot for that season, too, DP, but you're taking crazy pills.

"It's looks okay, when you put it next to the one where F. Murray Abraham goes to war against the planet of the Space Amish to save his silly putty face, and the one where Data gets blown up by an evil retarded Picard clone after uploading his brain into an evil retarded Data clone."

Actually, just about the only part of this movie I wholeheartedly endorse is Zefram Cochrane, Drunken Space Hobo.

This is exactly right. The "queen" is irritating because she serves no purpose for the Collective. Locutus, the only thing comparable to her we'd previously seen, served a specific purpose: he was essentially an interface between the rest of the Borg and the species they were in the midst of assimilating, who served…

Drop all of those ones with the names instead of roman numerals, because I don't recognize any of them at all. Last Trek movie was Undiscovered Country; TNG ended with "All Good Things," and the franchise ended with DS9.