Man, the woods sure do get a shitty reputation in fairy tales. "Uninhabitable?" To you, maybe, you big bearded dope! The squirrels seem to like it just fine!

You know it's the AV Club because Bryan Cranston's the only boldface name!

"So what's the deal with women, guys? They have been oppressed by thousands of years of patriarchal rape culture maintained by a bleak and immiserating class structure which reduces all human relationships to a series of increasingly dehumanizing property exchanges. Am I right, fellas?

Very true, grafton. Also, I like your cheddar.

Hell, America doesn't even need "the whole slavery thing" to stack up with the Nazis - America wiped out millions of Indians and got away with it. Our Holocaust worked!

I'll go a bit father in generosity towards the guy here and say that fascism in general and the genocidal totalitarianism of the Nazis in particular certainly aren't odd, isolated issues in human history, and we make a dangerous error when we act like the Nazis were the product of one particular madman or one culture…

I'm confused on the whole house painter issue. Was Hitler a house painter, or a painter painter? Can a Hitler Studies major set me straight?

WEEP, WEEP FOR THE TRAGEDY OF BEING A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE

"Beavis and Butt-Head is one of the greatest shows of all time"

It's spelled Frajer. And I should know - I'm Frajer.

What, you mean like floppin' around on the floor?

My new show is called "Handle with Care!" I play Jack Handle, a retired cop who shares an apartment with a retired criminal. We're the original Odd Couple!

I disagree with the Lost Highway/Mulholland Drive assessment, but FWWM is definitely an overlooked gem. Fans of the show were never really going to take to it, though, given how much of a tonal departure it was from the series, which always leavened its hardcore Lynchian weirdness with a good dose of offbeat humor.

Sure it does. The rebel aliens killed off the entire Syndicate - that should mean there's nothing left to the conspiracy besides the aliens themselves (regular and faceless). But instead, the very next time we see Cancer Man, he's sitting at a table with another bunch of wrinkly white dudes in suits, as though he's…

Absolutely - bouncing him off Ron was one of his best moments.

Thing is, no one like Ann Coulter can exist in the Sorkinverse, where nearly everyone in politics is motivated by Duty and Love of Country rather than, say, lust for power and money. Every meeting between two polticos of opposing viewpoints on Planet Sorkin almost invariably comes down to, "Shucks, we sure do disagree…

It wasn't so much that I felt differently about Skinner as that I felt differently about the show itself. When you start watching a show, you expect it to follow certain ground rules the show itself establishes: Gus Fring may have a mysterious past, but he's not going to turn out to be a space alien; Jean-Luc Picard…

Stop saying "it's a fucking cartoon." No, the Simpsons was never The Wire, but it wasn't Aqua Teen either. Outside of the Halloween episodes, you could expect its world to be reasonably grounded: no one was going to suddenly die and come back the next week as if nothing happened, have their history suddenly inverted,…

ALL GAY BLACK PEOPLE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME

Lio is too fucking derivative. Every Lio strip I've ever seen has been a "joke" about another comic strip. Come up with your own fucking comics, man.