Man, those dudes look old.

The AVClub turned into a hardcore porn fansite so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Hey, here's a thought. Instead of venting our rage and hate at the sixteen-year-old girl whose creepy parents married her off/pimped her out to a 51-year-old pedophile, we could, I don't know, spare some sympathy and empathy for someone who's been robbed of a normal adolescence and whose life is on the path to…

Don't rush him, man. It's his own journey of self-discovery.

"We have that option with Star Wars"

Empire-era Yoda is not insane from living on a swamp planet! He only acts crazy at the beginning to throw off Luke! Christ, do you people even CARE about Yoda any more?!

The rape scene encapsulates much of what's shitty about O&R in a nutshell. The movie wants to be "dark" - i.e., make a joke about rape, even to the point of showing its protagonist clearly raping a woman (Faris's character is drunk to the point of being unconscious and insensate, and drunk to the point where she's…

Man, I don't know why more women don't comment here. I just don't know why.

Run, Sacco and Venzetti!

The OP is right. Evolutionary psychology is little more than pseudoscience at this point, an attempt to reduce the complex social constructs that have arisen from thousands of years of human civilization to crackpot just-so stories.

The second Jarvis album was okay, but the first was a lot better. You know why? It had better songs on it. It's almost as if producers are not magical creatures who take other people's music and make them brilliant-er through their magical brilliance, but are in fact technicians fiddling with knobs!

Indeed, Steve Albini was once a young, abrasive asshole as well, and is now merely an old abrasive asshole.

So what? I say that shit in real life all the time. The military: hired killers and rapists since 4000 B.C.

Specifically, it is Darren Aronofsky's gritty reboot of "Help!," now retitled "THE Help."

Put me down as Cautiously Pessimistic!

Louie is better than any of this shit.

Keep going forever! I'm not one of those "I only watch good shit" people!

Also: I am really starting to wish that everybody didn't slap Moore so hard on the back over the text pieces in Watchmen, because man, he never lets a gimmick go, does he?

Things that irritated me about League: 1969:

"Alan Moore is still easily the greatest comic book ever"