Was that alien Jewish or Arab? Or Greek? I feel like he was a flying Arab-Greek Space Jew.

'Scuse me, sir, I'm an elm, and I'm hitching my way though town on my way to San Francisco. Would you care for a scimitar?

Lobo! Bring back Sheriff Lobo!

I've known two people in law enforcement, Billy, and both were familiar with The Wire. The first was my brother, and he loved the show, until he stopped watching it because it reminded him too much of work. The other one was Ed Burns. I'm guessing he's a fan of The Wire, although I never got around to asking him.

How do we know he's not a serial killer, right now? They never caught Zodiac.

David Simon is awesome
and Eric Holder apparently slept through all of season three.

GIVE UP THE BUTT, LADIES
GIVE UP THE BUTT

Jesus. Around here, "exotic pets" means guinea pigs and parakeets.

Jesus Christ. "A Song of Ice and Fire" is not Moby fucking Dick. Just because the book exists doesn't mean everyone watching the show knows what's going to happen in it.

I doubled in Kong Studies and Kirby Semiotics with a minor in WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.

Protoman/Zero robot-on-robot action is FUCKING HOT.

Racism is always hilarious!

I think the books are only read by fucking assholes.

Nah, everyone is acting more or less in character. Pycelle is a half-senile old man who likely takes whatever authority figures tell him at face value. So if Cersei tells him Ned's a traitor, he's a traitor, and Pycelle's probably read some crackpot book about how treason is bred in the blood or some such, and thus…

What reason would Tyrion have to stop the war? Yes, he's a little soft on Jon and Bran, and he's not particularly fond of his dad, but he seems otherwise perfectly loyal to his family.

Oh, WOULD you, now?

"She's evil because she wants to murder all humans, regardless of their knowledge of, or complicity in, the pain of the gangers"

What I want to know is: why is Jennifer the Ganger portrayed as being evil and insane for wanting to start a Ganger revolution? If the Gangers are human, then they're being enslaved and murdered on a daily basis, right? And apparently millions of them are being enslaved and murdered, yes?

Kirk Douglas is still alive?

It's pretty fucking damning that the no AV Club staffers, typically touchy and quick to jump into comments to defend themselves against fairly innocuous heckling, have appeared to refute the notion that this is not an ad.