Steven Hyden would like to tell you about a fascinating financial opportunity involving Dawes's new album.

Leave Kevin Barnes out of this. He's made two unlistenable albums just to make up for that one fucking steakhouse commercial; let it drop so he can go back to making songs that sound good.

HOW DARE YOU BE OFFENDED AT RACIST JOKES! I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!

CAROLE ANN FORD RUINED DR. WHO FOREVER

I'll confess that before I stopped watching Voyager - which was pretty damn quickly - I remember liking the episode where Brad Dourif is a crazy guy who kills a dude, and Tuvok tries to Vulcan the crazy out of him, and the crazy infects Tuvok instead. I thought it was a nice attempt to grapple with what was supposed…

A TNG movie was never necessary. Movies fit the TOS crew because their stories and their generation were more action-oriented; Picard and company were always at their best unraveling a mystery, encountering some new civilization, delving into weird politics, doing cerebral shit - stuff that doesn't translate well into…

Can I just say that the most irritating thing about Star Trek's Sam Clemens is the scene where Troi tells him that the future is totally awesome and that he's been wrong about everything, and he's like "oh, okay then!", making it absolutely fucking obvious that this ludicrous caricature of the actual real-life writer…

It's not about the mutant in your stomach. It's about the mutant in your stomach in your MIND, man.

Are there no British people here? Tony Blair possesses the Most Punchable Face Alive.

Fuck the military. Hired killers can go to hell.

Nothin' like white dudes mocking other white dudes by calling them white!

She's been pining for those eggs since the first episode - every time she feels lost, or miserable, or just needs to remind herself of where she came from, she looks at them. Since I'm betting those eggs aren't just props - which is to say, I'm betting, stone or no, they'll hatch at some point - Dany was putting them…

Data had the titular line in Star Trek: Insurrection.

Eh, "Awakenings" sounds more like erotica.

Don't knock Riddler or Penguin. Both of them are great in the right hands, and both of them would be fine under Nolan's "quasi-realistic" set-up.

Bane was a decent villain for the duration of Knightfall. The main problems with the character were problematic character design and no clue what to do with him once he'd gotten beat up by Azrael. But as a character to throw at Batman, a new villain presented as Batman's intellectual equal and physical superior was a…

Cars can't masturbate! You need transformers for that.

"the show will end whenever Dan Castelleneta or Nancy Cartwright dies"

It looks chilly in there. Put on a sweater, Bane!

Also: can we stop saying France is socialist? France is a capitalist country with a decent social safety net. Unless you're a hunter-gatherer or a resident of the Paris Commune - in which case, congratulations, you are alive at the age of a hundred and fifty! - you do not and likely have never lived in anything…