- Rape a kid: Cannes loves you for life!
- Make an awkward rambling joke about Nazis: banned, banned, banned!

My understanding of the law on pharmaceutical ads is that yes, the side effect warnings are mandatory - IF AND ONLY IF the commercial actually makes a claim that the product is beneficial for you in some way (lowers blood pressure, fights depression, gives you back your hard-on, etc.). So for a while there was a brief…

I like to watch senior citizens throw young people in prison… FOR GOD!

Why does that woman on the left have a pair of basketballs under her shirt?

#1 - Fyvush Finkel!

WELL.

"They've done an edgy version of Red Riding Hood for fucks sake. "

The West Wing, at its heart, is about power-worship. Bartlett starts wars, arranges shady trade deals that cost millions of American jobs, orders extrajudicial assassinations, funnels billions to the coal industry, leans on a poet laureate to shut up about the US's use of land mines - and all the while he's adored by…

Posters here are angered by stupidity and irritated by earnestness. Earnest stupidity? It's a turn-off, Todd.

In the future, all TV shows are Family Guy and all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Christ, Jorge, knock it off.

So, this episode basically redeemed the show for me. After the "Astronaut"/"Moon" two-parter I was this close to giving up on Who entirely, but, man, this was flat-out amazing, maybe the best episode of New-Who, period. And the chase through the Tardis corridors was wonderfully old school. From now on, I want Neil…

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I don't like his jerkoff name, I don't like his jerkoff face, I don't like his jerkoff reviews, and I don't like him… jerkoff.

I was raised on Tom Baker-era Who, but I gotta say… "Doctor Who" is a kids' show. At the best of times, it's a well-done kids' show, but still… a kids' show. (And Nu-Who has not, for the most part, been a well-done kids' show.) It's painful to watch Time's Arrow and see TNG reduced to that level - broad comedy,…

"an empty vessel on which others can project their hopes and fears, so there's no limit to his potential"
This seems a more universal figure than the period-centric review would otherwise suggest.

NO, I DO NOT WANT SANTANA ABRAXAS

X-Statix scoffs at you, Donkey Lips.

Delay Batman Inc. all you want. Fuck, throw it in a goddamn fire while you're at it.

Pretty sure "apostate" works in any religion, Aurora. The Witnesses didn't invent that.