I'd say Big Fish was Burton's last really good movie, but I don't know if it was great. His last GREAT movie was Ed Wood. That's still got Depp in it, obviously, but it's Depp before he went into "put me in a costume and I'll do a funny voice" mode.

"She just think's she's so great, is all. Oh, and jumping from bed to bed to advance her career never impressed me."

Different crazy mystics have ranked the different angels in different ways over the centuries. The actual physical descriptions of cherubim and seraphim, though, are canon, and are totally worth checking out for anyone interested in crazy mystical vision shit. The cherubim first pop up in the beginning of the book of…

Can I just say that this shit…

Personally, I believe the Beast looked great in his shiny metal V-pants.

Lots of people find terrorism sexy. Half the editorial board of the New Republic used to come every time Jack Bauer tortured an
Arab.

I hear those Muslims also drink the blood of Christian babies.

Great, great band.

Isn't the idea of ordinary people licensing themselves in this way really, really old? Off the top of my head, I can remember jokes on this subject coming from Calvin and Hobbes, Transmetropolitan, and Philip K. Dick. Most performance artists are pretty unoriginal, but most also have the class to not try to fucking…

I, too, enjoy the Found Footage dudes. Haters gonna hate.

They may take our racist Jew jokes and our racist Black jokes, but thank God, we still have our racist Arab jokes!

I like the scene in K-Pax where he bursts out of the dog's stomach, and Jeff Bridges emits a piercing, high-pitched scream

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Will one of these founding fathers be played by TV's Frasier? If so, I'm there!

ZMF HAS A VERY TINY PENIS

OH WAIT, NOPE, DOESNT WORK

IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS MAYBE MY POLITICAL OPINIONS WILL MAKE MORE SENSE

@ Test Tube

Gethsemene/Redux was a great idea, and even its execution was pretty solid - the only problem was the timing. By the time we meet up with DOD Dude and his "aliens are a hoax, it's all just the military industrial complex" story, we've already seen black oil, shapeshifting alien assassins, alien fetuses, and actual,…

John was a total asshole. And a wife-beater.