Prediction: I never watch The Marriage Ref again for the rest of my life.

I think it's also against most league rules…

Under Canadian rules, backfield motion is a common practice.

When I was a kid, my folks had a Victorian erotic novel called "The Romance of Lust". It was wall-to-wall sex acts — straight, gay, lesbian, incest, orgies, anal, bondage, incest, etc. — but everything was either described with polite euphemism (e.g., instrument, mount, aperature, Cupid's Dart) or had dashes in the…

I do like the bit (in the full "movie" version) when the Latino guy and MJ discuss how many of their white classmates are "proud of them".

"Hey man, what it is with you? You on some kinda diet? Is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?"

I remember excitedly watching the debut, too, after an episode of The Simpsons on a Thursday night. I also despised the presence of Mac and his gang of moppets.

If I recall correctly, MTV wouldn't show the original version of the video due to its heavy sexual themes. I'm not sure what was edited out, but you can see hints of it here and there — e.g., the quick zoom and pan at 3:00 in a video that's otherwise pretty devoid of zoom effects.

In the demo, the QTEs weren't limited to vehicle hijacks. I saw them when "overloading" fuel pipelines and blowing up missile silos. I assume that's unchanged in the full game.

Where's the train?
Never noticed this about the Bad video before, but where the hell is the subway train? Shouldn't at least one have passed during the 10 minutes of jabberjawing and dance fever?

"I am BOLO San-TOSI."

Why Did I Get Married IV: Why Did I Get Married For?

Black Belt Jones. Always Black Belt Jones. The Mack is pretty good, too.

@Jstern: It's only racist if you thought that because you thought that all Black men had Barbie genitalia. Because, as is common knowledge, all Black men are swinging pipe.

Or you just wad up some TP and drop it in the water, then pee on that. I imagine that's pretty noiseless.

The Bee Gees are Manx? No wonder they never got any tail.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I got married specifically so that I could stop having sex. I hate exercise.

I thought Gonzo's main squeeze was named Camilla?

Reins. Blah.

Jesus, I watched a few more, and they're *ALL* like that. Why don't they just stick peanut butter on the kids' gums?