Cromwell, just to fuck with people's expectations.

Cromwell, just to fuck with people's expectations.

Hooray?

Hooray?

I've heard that eating brains helps with belting out those country songs.

I've heard that eating brains helps with belting out those country songs.

I've been catching late-night reruns of the first season on FX over the last month.  It is staggeringly, sub-True Blood, awful, but it was the first thing I watched when it showed up on my DVR.  The only thing going for it amidst the camp and the ham and the ludicrousness of it all is that it is undeniably compulsive.

I've been catching late-night reruns of the first season on FX over the last month.  It is staggeringly, sub-True Blood, awful, but it was the first thing I watched when it showed up on my DVR.  The only thing going for it amidst the camp and the ham and the ludicrousness of it all is that it is undeniably compulsive.

That's the most excited anyone's ever been to watch Johnny Cakes.

That's the most excited anyone's ever been to watch Johnny Cakes.

Lucky's gonna call one day asking, "Underarms cleaned?  Cunts braided?"

Lucky's gonna call one day asking, "Underarms cleaned?  Cunts braided?"

Bill W., bitch!  You are powerless in the face of your addiction, bitch!

Bill W., bitch!  You are powerless in the face of your addiction, bitch!

I'm guessing in his next hilarious movie, he'll be an umpire in a struggling blue-collar town.  Or a down-on-his-luck chef with a failing restaurant.

I'm guessing in his next hilarious movie, he'll be an umpire in a struggling blue-collar town.  Or a down-on-his-luck chef with a failing restaurant.

Michael Mann really did get the shaft on this list.  Insider and Heat are both great, and Last of the Mohicans looks and sounds as good as anything from the 90's.

Michael Mann really did get the shaft on this list.  Insider and Heat are both great, and Last of the Mohicans looks and sounds as good as anything from the 90's.

You're the worst, both because you're humorless and because you've never seen Deadwood.

You're the worst, both because you're humorless and because you've never seen Deadwood.