SYNTAX!

The realism offered by David Chang is no remedy for how terrible his acting is.  That cold open was also neither cute nor entertaining, just cliched and annoying.  Extra slow start to this season, but it's not like I'm going to quit watching.  The music more than makes up for awkwardly-placed expletives from Chang.

The realism offered by David Chang is no remedy for how terrible his acting is.  That cold open was also neither cute nor entertaining, just cliched and annoying.  Extra slow start to this season, but it's not like I'm going to quit watching.  The music more than makes up for awkwardly-placed expletives from Chang.

Ugh, beat me by less than a minute.

Didn't laugh once.  A shot at chiroprachters is always welcome, but it's not like it was funny.  Then, that goodwill was followed by a overlong PMS joke.  Ladies be bleeding from their vaginas monthly, guys, right?

Didn't laugh once.  A shot at chiroprachters is always welcome, but it's not like it was funny.  Then, that goodwill was followed by a overlong PMS joke.  Ladies be bleeding from their vaginas monthly, guys, right?

Stelio!  Stelio Kantos!

Stelio!  Stelio Kantos!

Bob's Burgers is entering the Parks and Rec zone for happy-making half hours.  Louise and her ears get laughs just by existing.  Bring on Jon Hamm, the talking toilet!

Bob's Burgers is entering the Parks and Rec zone for happy-making half hours.  Louise and her ears get laughs just by existing.  Bring on Jon Hamm, the talking toilet!

Stan's pre-finger 'Do it to me!' reminds me that Seth MacFarlane has so much talent when he's not writing.

Stan's pre-finger 'Do it to me!' reminds me that Seth MacFarlane has so much talent when he's not writing.

Klaus freak-dancing with his fish wife after their wedding.  The way he puffs his lips out while shoving her face into the glass is comedy gold.

Klaus freak-dancing with his fish wife after their wedding.  The way he puffs his lips out while shoving her face into the glass is comedy gold.

C'mon, admit that Leslie acting flustered with the "Child" size on her head was worth it.  Admit it.  @avclub-91546109eaf110327d50b0955865712a:disqus ,your quiet support means the world to me.

C'mon, admit that Leslie acting flustered with the "Child" size on her head was worth it.  Admit it.  @avclub-91546109eaf110327d50b0955865712a:disqus ,your quiet support means the world to me.

Then what are we here for?  Let's go, guys.

Then what are we here for?  Let's go, guys.

I saw the trailer before Magic Mike and no trailer that bad can lead to a decent movie.    I was practically writhing in my seat trying to get away from it.  I'm still pretty shocked it's not direct-to-DVD.  Don't see this.

I saw the trailer before Magic Mike and no trailer that bad can lead to a decent movie.    I was practically writhing in my seat trying to get away from it.  I'm still pretty shocked it's not direct-to-DVD.  Don't see this.