The great capper of black-eyed Justin squatting in the blast wave is what seals the scene for me.

Yeah, I can't wait to tell a critic who doesn't like The Master that his opinion is bad and he should feel bad.

Yeah, I can't wait to tell a critic who doesn't like The Master that his opinion is bad and he should feel bad.

Goddamn, you had to remind me that Midnight in Paris was recognized for writing, of all things.

Goddamn, you had to remind me that Midnight in Paris was recognized for writing, of all things.

I kinda agree, as far as the heist part goes.  The laptop is a show-stopper and there was never any doubt in my mind that it would be neutralized.  It didn't have the uncertainty of previous schemes.  I think we're a little put off by Walt being triumphant at the beginning of a season for once, and yeah, I have total…

I kinda agree, as far as the heist part goes.  The laptop is a show-stopper and there was never any doubt in my mind that it would be neutralized.  It didn't have the uncertainty of previous schemes.  I think we're a little put off by Walt being triumphant at the beginning of a season for once, and yeah, I have total…

He was one of the few male characters with hair.  Something had to be done.

He was one of the few male characters with hair.  Something had to be done.

Hatewatch!  After the return of Breaking Bad, the Newsroom is the perfect reminder that while the best of TV is better than ever, most of it is not.

Hatewatch!  After the return of Breaking Bad, the Newsroom is the perfect reminder that while the best of TV is better than ever, most of it is not.

If ever anything needed to be parsed frame by frame.  Recreating a family moment without a hint of emotion.  The M60 from the poster becomes the new ricin cigarette/pink teddy bear eye.  Walt breaking out a pill bottle after a cough.  Welcome back, flash-forward trope from season 2. 

If ever anything needed to be parsed frame by frame.  Recreating a family moment without a hint of emotion.  The M60 from the poster becomes the new ricin cigarette/pink teddy bear eye.  Walt breaking out a pill bottle after a cough.  Welcome back, flash-forward trope from season 2. 

I was 22 at the time.  I had first started tearing it in September 2005 when I landed weirdly after a jumpstop in a pick-up basketball game.  Because a tearing/torn ACL doesn't necessarily stop you from living a normal life, I continued playing intramural basketball and coaching a team of middle-schoolers through the…

I was 22 at the time.  I had first started tearing it in September 2005 when I landed weirdly after a jumpstop in a pick-up basketball game.  Because a tearing/torn ACL doesn't necessarily stop you from living a normal life, I continued playing intramural basketball and coaching a team of middle-schoolers through the…

Alive with the Glory of Love by Say Anything immediately came to mind, then I remembered it's about the Holocaust.

Alive with the Glory of Love by Say Anything immediately came to mind, then I remembered it's about the Holocaust.

I look forward to reading this.  Bitch.

I look forward to reading this.  Bitch.

I went to Miami in 2006 on Spring Break.  It was my friend's idea for a reason I have forgotten.  We were four pasty and average (at best) white guys from southern Indiana.  We stayed on Miami Beach and goddamn, those beach scenes tonight were accurate.  Douchebags and surgically enhanced women as far as the eye can…