Wrong. If something moves, it's because Jesus wanted it to move.

Yes, it all makes sense now. By all accounts, Aziz is a nice guy, and I'll throw in that I think he's kind of funny sometimes (that's as far as I'm willing to go), but I had kind of wondered why this site seems to put him on the same plane as truly hilarious comedians like Patton Oswalt and Louis CK.

I was at the taping of his special that airs on the 23rd, and it's hilarious. No dropoff from Feelin' Kinda Patton or Werewolves and Lollipops.

I agree: Adore definitely should have been on this list. Or at least the goth-looking tunic thing that Billy wore all through the promotion of that album should be on this list.

Let me join the mob in jumping down the commentor's throat: In Utero is the best Nirvana album, and all of Nirvana's albums are at least good.

I guess the NY Times
Decided that David Brooks isn't conservative enough to count as the token conservative on the editorial page. So they had to bring in a REAL conservative, whose political philosophy is nothing more than a reaction against a liberal archetype that only exists in conservatives' imaginations.

I normally resent it when good-looking people are also funny, but I'll make an exception in his case.

Glad to hear I'm not the only one who doesn't get the whole Aziz Ansari thing. I actually think he has his moments, but I don't understand why some people treat him like the second coming of Richard Pryor.

Sarah Palin has attained so-unlikeable-that-I-wouldn't-fuck-her-even-though-I-would-fuck-her-based-solely-on-looks status. That's not easy to achieve; I would still fuck Natalie Portman, and she was in that Contrabulous Fabtraption of Mr. Magorium movie.

Which is the bigger crime: soliciting a prostitute, or legitimizing Jay Leno?

I am 100% convinced that Ben is alive because of this exchange between Pierre Chang and a construction worker at the very beginning of Season 5: