Jesus Christ. Good thing I was already drinking.

Fuck, I remember singing this in the lunch line in eight grade. A shitty band, but still,  Wonderwall is a nostalgic favorite of mine.

Orange Juice?

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN.

Instead of a creek you can throw them into my awaiting arms. Please and thank you.

Mine's the 19th, so go fuck yourself.

And Mad Men!

Or Mischka. I'm surprised that that bothered me.

Minus Newsreaders. A little tone-deaf, if you ask me. Awesome actor though.

I wanna meet that dad!

I'd have to go with Tyler and Eileen. I already mentioned a few weeks ago how much I could relate to Tyler's ghost sentiments, and I don't know if it was the combination of working a two job, 55+ hour work week or only getting two hours of sleep (or the high-volume alcohol in my Great Lakes beer) but holy shit did…

@avclub-a79f8d92d5ec0c5f1434fca5ee0af8bf:disqus I'm almost positive its a reference to Michael Vick as (s)he pulled the same shit in the Luck reviews.

@avclub-5c54e0e01c3f5f7bab57231d9b1f9733:disqus That's because I believe it's a Jarvis Cocker song title.

O'Doyle rules!

I live near Cleveland, and haven't been to the Market in a few months but my mind immediately went there too.

I would like to marry Karen Russell. She's an extremely talented, funny and compassionate writer, plus she's very cute. Here's hoping she sticks more towards short stories, as she is wonderfully gifted, and less towards overrated novels.

The only word to describe my reaction is infuriated. They're remaking Pulling, with Mandy Moore?! If they have to go through with it, I would much rather see Rebel Wilson play Louise. She'd be perfect.

I think you mean the Amber universe.

Did Fred Willard clean up after you?

How so?