That's what my parents said about my ambiguous genitalia.

Cautiously Optimitis Prime?

Christ on a cracker!

Pffft. All the cool hipsters will just parrot an Anthony Bourdain quip, as I plan to do.

Hologram Morrissey and whatever seminal band he was a member of.

I plan on becoming quite the misanthropic curmudgeon, with Maurice, Mark E. Smith and Larry David as my guiding lights.

You wouldn't be if you actually heard his music. They were pretty much perfect for each other.

Pete surely would view it as w.a.s.t.e. of his time.

Wait what? Gillian Anderson did porn?

Thank you! I couldn't tell what it was, and if you take a gander at my username you can see that I'm a big Pynchon fan. That just makes the episode an A+ in my book.

And you have to assume it will be William Bell that kills her, what with Walter in the future's line about what he did to Olivia. And IIRC, wasn't he in the zeppelin with her when the "X" man was set loose?

So Jessica will be back. I'm assuming she was a Bell plant all along then.

So was that Earth-2 Bell? A shapeshifter? The only reasoning I could come up with for Nina seeing the body (after the car accident), yet here he is…

Aww, it's cool good sir. I think most of Akron (and shit, most of Ohio) has an inferiority complex to some degree and by this point are used to being the butt of jokes (the Cuyahoga river did catch on fire). I think it has something to do with being Browns fans.

Boo! I love Akron, but yeah, some parts are fairly lawless. No need to remind us though.

I was just driving back from the library an hour ago and I was BLASTING Sabotage with my windows down and stopped at a red light. I looked into my mirror and saw a cop pull up in the lane to my right. Having an argument in my head in the space of five seconds I decided to fuck it, let it blare. I see the cop roll down…

Jesus Christ. I'm not ashamed to say that just literally obliterated me. I guess I needed a good sniveling cry.

I don't have many soundtracks on vinyl, but I do have this and the Graduate. Add in Rushmore and Lost in Translation and that's about all you need.

Well thanks my good sir. You are doing God's work.

Do you work for TCM? I see your posts on their schedule just about every day, which I'm not complaining about or mocking you for. In fact I've seen a movie or two that you recommended that I thoroughly enjoyed. I'm just curious.