I watched this and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on the same night, and it's a toss-up as to which contained the more ridiculous trial scenes.

The drums came from a 1974 Soul Searchers track called "Ashley's Roachclip":

That's one movie release date I remember because my son was born that day. He's about to graduate high school (and I don't know that he's seen the movie).

The picture is apropos, since Jerry Seinfeld described himself and Larry David as having "the last two tickets before Disneyland burned down".

My first awareness of Tommy Tedesco was as the bandleader for The Gong Show. A few years later I became a fan of his regular column in Guitar Player magazine. Then I started learning about the Wrecking Crew and became a fan for life. Looking forward to seeing this film.

He was only having fun, wasn't hurting anyone.

I keep waiting for a Hatesong to get around to "Black Hole Sun", which is clearly the worst song ever recorded.

Dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme.

Anyone heard whether Ann & Chris will appear in the finale?

So you can kill George Lucas with a shovel?

Ask your gynecologist if Björk is right for you.

I also initially thought Stewart was worse than Kilborn. Stewart looked weird wearing a suit, he lacked the required snarky attitude, and he made too many unfunny references to his being Jewish. Clearly his Daily Show run would be doomed to failure.

I'm going out to buy some ice cream, Internet. I'll be right back.

They also downgraded because "it was a little shy on hooks". And honestly, that's kind of my take on it too. Not so much that it lacks typical pop hooks, but some of the tracks seem just completely unstructured. I'm thinking of "Notget", for example — seems like it's just a collection of loops with no repeated…

Different chord progressions, but done in the same style and the same key.

The drummer in that first clip: John Densmore of the Doors.

I get that, although only $27 million of it was in the US.

Between Blackhat and 2013's Rush, America has proven its indifference to Chris Hemsworth in non-hammer-wielding roles.

Or just make them out of Lego (as posted this morning by Lego Movie director Phil Lord).

So he's the male equivalent of Kristen Stewart? You could die just as quickly by drinking to her lower-lip-biting and hair-over-ear-brushing.