What the hell are you blabbering about?  Sudeikis isn't in this.

My, Earth is really full of things!

I could be wrong, but a lot of the clips look like they're from the 1980s revival of the series, which sucked.

Peter her Parker?

Agree that 30 minutes isn't enough time — podcasts are all about rambling, loose conversations — but that's TV for you.

And you're not a Prof., you're a Dr.

Assuming that was "post-dropoff" Rory and Amy, then under circumstances would they return for Season 7?  Are they just gonna leave behind the house, car and perfume empire to go for more jaunting around in the Tardis?  And what would be interesting about them, if they're now just a boring married couple?

Yeah, I don't get that line at all.  How is it "authentically American" to own a collection of caged African and Asian animals?  Apparently my parents are pinkos for owning just a dog.

"Show me the MONKEY!"

TLC, not Discovery Channel.  Discovery is spending all its money paying for medical insurance on the Mythbusters.

I wish the Real World would just stop hasslin' me.

Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory…Story…Allegory…Montessori.

Apparently there's a new "Great Job, Internet" formula:  start with video for children (Sesame Street, Muppet Show, Disney, Transformers, Harry Potter, etc.), overdub some audio not for children (Beastie Boys, Tom Waits, dubstep, Randall, etc.), then bask in the AV Club love.
  C'mon guys, make an effort.

Did T. Herman Zwiebel write this article?

I get all my .WAV files from alt.binaries on Usenet.  Also, porn.

For a review of a TV series, shouldn't you include a few key details like the name of the network where it airs (apparently this is on ABC Family — thanks Google), or a few of the actors' names, other than Ringwald?

Zappa should be the subject of a "Gateways to Geekery".

STRUM OPENCHORD!

So we're nitpicking the scene that WASN'T actually filmed?  Mmmkay.

Guilty as charged.