I just keep waking up ghosts.

"Helloooo! Helloooo!"
I always hated that one so much more than "Hey! Listen"

Some guy took a picture of orange trees every day for a year. The last picture will break your heart.

I was hoping it was Rachel Talalay…

If they move another of my FX shows to FXX I will unleash my fury like the crashing of 1000 waves!

Vote Denim Chickun / Hanz Wurmhat

I see Durst is going the "Feeble Old Man" routine with the giant neck brace. Maybe he'll go to the bathroom with a "hot mic" again.
"Damn incontinence…where are you spare underpants? Soiled them all…"

I just gained a shit ton of love for Lovitz.

Let's all rush to judgment one way or the other! GO!

Chewbacca sustains a non life threatening injury in The Force Awakens. SPOILERS!

I'm spoiling it all for your own good.
The whole final season was so disjointed, aimless, flat, and lazy. A gorgeous blonde is wanted in Miami, maybe she should hide her appearance, sunglasses, a sun hat, something? Nope.
Dexter unceremoniously dumps Ghost Dad in a parking lot. Dexter kills someone in custody and still…

Mitchell!

Probably because that doesn't sweeten the pot in any way.

I know, when I saw his name, I was like, "Damn, they dragged Rico into this?"

Dr Phil's wife is in the gallery every show.

Idiot, he should've just put her on his hall pass list like I did. Now I just have to run into her somehow. And get major plastic surgery. And maybe a personality transplant.

Brian Williams walked on water once. [unconfirmed]

"What Philly celebrity would you most like to have a drink with?"
"Oh, I got it, Dr.J!"
"Nope, Dee?"
"Bill Cosby."
"Correct!"
Frank: "Some of these questions are outdated."

I love that when Dennis gets fired up his eyes get bloodshot in record time. Here and when he imagines freaking out on "Boy, it's been hot" Wally in the suburbs episode.

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