Hell, bundle it with the other 50 similar articles that wind up here these days.

Keanu Reeves in Dracula is one of the most painful things to watch short of Cannibal Holocaust.

No one is going to like these comments. They're too scared to lose upvotes, or piss off the angry arbiters of what can and can not be posted here.

I sit and try to word my comments so as not to set anyone off and somehow I still get attacked half the time. As a writer, parsing my words to please others just seems joyless and I used to love writing a lot more before everyone else tried to micromanage everything I said.
It's not like I'm some Clint Eastwood / Trump…

Far far too late. Cancel your Entertainment Weekly subscription too. It used to be inside entertainment, now it's all political b.s.
I share the same ideologies as the writers on this site but for the love of everything, article after article, it's the same weak arguments and a comment section full of people fishing…

He would've had the top douche slot but lying about where you were on 9/11 will rocket you straight to the top of Mt Douchemanjaro

Audience Participation: "Because you're a woman!"

Harley Quinn uses her sexuality as a weapon. It's not her only weapon. I realize this article was going to be written by someone here eventually, but there's a real difference between Margot Robbie playing a character who has always been sexualized with restraint and certain degree of winking acknowledgement and say,…

So is the AV Club switching to Meme Only news now?

Clearly they appreciate the Muppets on a much darker level than us.

This doesn't seem like the type of thing the AV Club writers typically go for. Personally, I don't understand the meme, and I won't respond to it.

My father trying to change the channel using the Comcast remote he's had for years drives me nuts. I feel bad because in the grand scheme of things, so what, but sometimes I wonder, "If I'm not here, does the TV just remain on NESN?" (Local sports channel for Bruins and Red Sox)
He also has a thing for hitting the…

Dear John! That theme song got burned into my brain. And it gave Jere Burns fame, so I'm all for that.

But have Calista touch it first, in case the bong is cursed.

CGI Dancing Baby died years ago. It tours with the Tupac Hologram.

Supergirl IV: The Quest for Peace

When I was in high school those Simpsons cats were with it. Of course when I was in high school Conan O'Brien was writing for them.

Hopefully this is the close-to-the-end of the end for the Simpson. They're like your grandfather walking up to you and saying, "So how about that hot new meme that's got everyone busting a gut?"

The new cliche comment is now: "This story will bring us closer together as a nation: I went to Location X at an unimportant time and there were all different types of people there. I will now list different types of people in case you don't what I mean. If we can come to together as a country to escape the awfulness…

Julie Chen: Butt first…