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I watched game footage on YouTube and the way Beck says something after every dash, only to have the dialogue cut out so he can say something else when he dashes multiple people shows how lazy some of this game is. The dash mechanic is supposed to be the main draw and it's annoying.
Like that one boss keeps muttering,

I also hope Yooka-Layla is more than a giant goof on Rare and is more of the "love letter to the fans" type of game it claims to be. This and Bloodstained are still on my buy list. This one I'll skip until the inevitable flash sale were the price plummets.

They must've used $20 of Kickstarter money for advertising. They hired someone's snotty 12 year old brother who is in his "I hate everyone" phase. Actively insulting the core.

She was the poster child for unapologetic white privilege. I did find it odd that Cindy was cool with her until she backed out of The Wiz. She was clearly just trying to make nice for her disgusting puppet show. Cindy usually sees through the bullshit sooner.

Healy has done some shitty things, but I find it odd he's so reviled. Clearly he has issues with women, but he isn't some soulless monster. He's a severely flawed man, but one, I think, who spends a lot of time trying to sort out his shit. He just hasn't found the right thing yet. Realizing he sucks at his job is a

They're glossing over it with the guard walk out / Nazi guards in crossover. As Myles would say, it doesn't ring true.

Yeah, he was an evil cartoon from day one. I would've liked it better if he and some of the truly vile guards weren't draw so broadly. It's like they solely existed to be evil. I found it better when they dealt with Coates, as sadly, I think there are a lot of men out there that don't know what rape is truly. They

Visit your local library, and tell em Jason Priestley sent you!

"John Oliver Monday Morning Love-fest", "Ghostbusters Feminism", "Fun" "With" "Quotation" "Marks" "with" "Sam Barsanti", "Cartoon Thigh Gaps"

Yeah, I saw that commercial for what's coming up on HBO… I told my wife, "Soooo…nothing til this comes back then."

I never said it in the 90s and I don't say it now, however I was never the type to get an invite to those things anyway.

"The best dome based show on TV!" - Disney.com

Women impersonate men online too, but to prove a point. They walk among you!

I meant John Oliver insults people frequently based on looks. However, most of the time, the targets are almost universally reprehensible (Martin Shkreli).

Alienate your core readers, bold strategy.

It's the same reason I have no idea why we get daily Ghostbusters articles about those losers that don't like that it's all females. I mean, I have not met one person in real life that thinks the movie is going to suck for that reason. Yet the dead horse gets beaten.
That and blaming "white people" for everything. Why

They didn't always like each other, which is what normal human beings do outside of irony towers.

I'm not sure where the "schlubby guy marries hot wife is a myth" thing came from, because I know a lot of schlubby guys married to hot wives.

The northeast remembers. (I'm from Massachusetts, I suppose it helps to know that)

At first they don't accept the 5 brick, but then they all learn a valuable lesson about othering.