"I fell on my GameBoy."

People like the coupon, they should like the movie, I don't get it.

Calista Flockhart is the 4-Line Tetris block.

Mason jars? They need to serve these drinks in spaghetti cans, and take the sign down!

Frank eats pocket sausage.

Yeah, it's odd how if they were funny people would probably give them a pass. Plus, using "white" exclusively as a pejorative is what most places, AV Club especially, do these days. But two white guys said it and Jezebel needs to be upset about something so have at it. It's a shitty Twitter, from two dudes and that…

No, John Oliver uses it so it's OK. He can insult people based on looks and it's fine. It's a delicate ecosystem.

This is great work by Jezebel! I had no idea this shitty Twitter account existed, and now I do. It's disgusting, as women don't create fake satirical unfunny Twitter accounts claiming to be men. Never. Ever.

Too much MSG.

a link wud b nice

Phantom Hourglass aped the Wind Waker style and the stylus-only controls weren't the trainwreck (Spirit Tracks semi-joke) everyone thought it'd be.

I love Midna though, devilishly sarcastic, and her whole "I've rendered you (the silent protagonist) speechless!" remark near the end was pretty funny.

Well she did bump into that fence in the beginning when she flies to Link's house in Kokiri. Functioning alcohol fae?

I was always partial to hating "HELLOOOO!" because I hate when people say it in real life, let alone from Navi.

All stunning games. I owe pretty much the entire 1st party lineup. Sorry, Captain Toad, your price needs to go down a lil.

Skyward had promise but once I realized you just mainly revisit the same three spots over and over I felt gypped. BotW art style looks like what I thought SS would be. It was a jagged, blocky mess from what I recall.

From a movie to a YouTube show? Seems like…a step down.
YEEEEAAAHHHH!!

"It's not about being wasteful either. It's about finding that balance, that line to straddle, to not have an opinion on anything, and about talking to your dogs in the car like they're humans."

Yeah, he really didn't think that through. He didn't really think anything through.

For second I had to think who Lili Simmons was and then her looking in the mirror talking to him on the phone flashed in my brain and well, I don't really know. All the blood is somewhere else now.