Alexandra Daddario in a sleak spacesuit! Oh wait, people hate HBO because there is nudity! Shit.

Feels like a Arby's comment.

I knew Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes didn't really have a baby, she's an APP!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!

UPDATE: This Newswire has no purpose existing anymore.

All sports fans are pretty intolerable, me being one of them, but my biggest pet peeve is when certain fans proclaim "We" beat your team, because I don't recall seeing Fat Greg from Woonsocket making a play.

Tom…Brady….wept…

Harbaugh, Irsay, the other 31 owners, ESPN and Roger "Integrity Tourettes" Goodell wanted to take them down because…um…they're so smug (you know, by never boasting, and always saying nothing interesting about the other teams, or their wives) and so corrupt (you know, not backing Aaron Hernandez where Jerry Jones…

Not to mention Manning's defense and Osweiler's holding down the fort got him the second one. That and Papa John's pizza, and Budweiser.

Wait, Ghostbusters is ruining childhoods? Why is this is first I'm hearing of this? There should be references to it in every article on here, ya know, really beat that shit into the ground. Stick it to those 4chan scumbags who don't even read this site.

I was trying to get into it but when that murder in the pilot happened I kind of lost interest. I know a murder is supposed to be something that piques your interest but the show was such a jumble I didn't think it needed that. I didn't find Olivia Wilde to be "the shrill nagging wife" people seemed to want to label…

It's funny how that person liked Sophia's story, but didn't seem to get it at all. What with the "her" thing.

Wow. An apology that is an actual apology, not some non-pology. Still odd he specifically picked her as a target though. Honestly, actors and directors usually verbally fellate each other nonstop, when one does talk shit it cracks the veneer that all actors and directors are "just a joy" to work with at all times.

Based on how misleading the titles of articles on here are getting, I'm assuming Aaron Paul did not, in fact blow an audition for JJ Abrams because of a magic trick.

So one day Hotsy-Nazi, the next, Hotsy-Notsy?

SPECTRE was weak, and it had everything going for it too. I'd like Craig to at least go out on a high note.

How many Jesus photos does one person need?

I love Emilia Clarke but she's not exactly the greatest actress on the planet. Plus, her movie career isn't exactly stellar. I mean, her movie career isn't dead, but after this nurse movie it's at least dead below the waist.

I would ask Gillian Anderson to go Bi Another Day.

Transformers v Predator: Requiem For an Explosion