That's what I thought, when she gave her that sort of, "Anyone elllllse? Mmmm?"

Yeah, but it came with a metric shit ton of the usual hand wringing so I guess it's OK. At least they didn't called John Bradley's Sam "plus size".

I welcome this if he doesn't act resigned and miserable and self righteous the whole time. I used to watch The Daily Show…er…daily, but when the fire in his eyes went out, and he was just sort of angry, I had to leave.

Dear Paul Feig,
If it makes you feel any better I shared a story about being raped when I was a 12 year old boy in the comments for an article on Jerry Sandusky and got downvoted and yelled at by Penn State fans. Sorry some people didn't like the trailer for you next fucking movie. That must've been tough for you.

Because the trailer was rated the worst on YouTube ever and that…is somehow the fault of anyone who didn't like the trailer? I dunno. McCarthy agreed the trailer was weird since it's a remake, but they reference the old one, and…you know, the lack of jokes.
I don't know anyone "worked up" about this movie, I just know…

"What's the phone number? Klondike? What does Klondike 9er mean?"

"You're so vain, I bet you think this Newswire is about you."
- The AV Club

If someone doesn't stand up for poor widdle Netflix who will?

Yeah, you can just watch her on that one year she sort of derailed Veronica Mars.

But you can play the piano faster, if that's your thing.

Ava every time, Ol' Blue Eyes. Always Ava.

Bjork's swan dress.

We couldn't have that today because white people would just misappropriate it.

Yeah, that part was needlesly snarky.

David Lynch is doing the origin story of The Cowboy from Mulholland Drive!

I haven't had a bad feeling like this since… *wanders off*

A snow white maltese will play young Chewbacca, just to get the white-washing police fired up.

I dunno, when I was a kid in the 80s and 90s, I was a nerd and nerds weren't cool. Then I grew up and nerds became cool. Now nerds, according to the AV Club, are a bunch of women-hating cellar dwellers. I'll wait til we circle back to being cool again.

Katie Rife ($80): $10 on Olly, “because fuck that kid,”

Someone I work with posted a link to an article about how to train white people not to be racist. Everyone is being so HELPFUL lately! Train me! Train me!