The bad guy is a white, right winger. Yay! It's agrees with our politics, so let's overlook the fact it's still a shit movie!

A rape scene isn't supposed to be fun to watch. At that point it comes exploitation.

You can use the Tony Hawk peripheral board for the skateboarding sequence - but only if you want to die.

I double dare you not to wash your hands!

You're thinking of You Can't Roofie Her On Television.

Sean Penn and Terence Howard can beat women in real life, but the internet blasts Game of Thrones for fictional misogyny week after week as if that's the real issue. Got it.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Drake's address for stealing his Obnoxious Fan shtick.

Lee Daniels was under the assumption that everyone was cool with Penn beating Madonna? And that the real crime was that we didn't cut Howard any slack after nearly beating a woman to death? And now bullshitty apologies all around, not to the battered women, but for the men upset for being called out. Christ.

Yeah, I have nothing sarcastic to say about it. I'm gonna go see the nurse, I must not be well.

Is the Die Hard franchise dead now? They've been on the decline for a while but that Moscow one was the worst kind of bad movie: bland.

Blue Screen Of Death!

Doctor Detroit II: The Wrath of Mom in development hell.

2000!

These comments are of the rails!

This season is of the rails?

If they did we never heard from them again.

I'm the biggest Ben Folds fan there is and Brick is just a lousy song. On top of that, idiots back then would call in to radio stations and ask DJs to play it and dedicate it to their girlfriends. I had no idea so many people got abortions for Christmas.

Selfie and Twerking are now part of the English language, Trump as president is the next (last) step for modern civilization.

CNN had the news of this with that picture of Cruz and Fiorina celebrating after successfully clasping hands.

She didn't get killed, she was just institutionalized after going mad.