I think the CEO of Appeasing Every Complaint About an Inherently Violent and Adult Show just shrugged his shoulders at you and your quest for your version of classy.

I blew my wife's mind telling her Sydow was the old priest in The Exorcist. I used the old Paulie Walnuts, "When we were kids he was old, now we're old and he's still old."

Being better than Noah and Handler is a pretty low bar to clear.

I prefer it that way. Anyone else and they'd all read like Slate articles.

I suppose it's accurate, so long as I don't have to take my shirt off.

I still like the music to this day.

I gotta meet that dude some day!

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid, AGAIN!" -
Back to School 2000

Can't Buy Me Love - EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I watched it, that is.

I watch it on YouTube sometimes. Brings me back to childhood. There's the long version (I think it was for first time premieres) where the dad is setting up the TV before it goes out to the street, ending with the inside of the O.

There was an album that had GPK's ADAM Bomb? Or Blasted BILLY for those who wish to be different.

This movie finally getting made means I will no longer be the only person who says "Mayhaps" anymore.

Mono- D'oh!!!

Is he going to have one of those super long skinny mics?

Darrell Hammond doing Don Pardo. FEATURING…

I found a loophole. My public fits of rage go unnoticed because I'm a nobody. Lifehack!

Dumb Dora reinforces the patriarchy and shames those with learning disabilities. The world is so FUN now!

Dawson was the man! Always got picked for the end game. He was actually trying to answer the questions, not make a dumb joke, or play dumb like a lot of the others.

That was cringe inducing when Smith basically said "Women need to make sure they don't set their men off." He thinks shouting, "I'm not saying it's right!" He constantly says what he's NOT saying, and then punctuates it with a "BUT!" that negates everything.

I suspect your word of the day was "fuckwad". Gotta be, right?