I know Fox Sports is a thing, I just don't know anyone that gets their sports news from it.

Meanwhile, they'll continue to trot out Human Word Jumble Ray Lewis to wear hats and punctuate every third word in each shit sandwich sentence he blurts out. The man who shouts "There's no such thing as a Tuck Rule!" Even New England fans know it's a shitty rule, but it IS a rule. But this is also the man who thought…

The only reason Tirico isn't getting more press is because he's actually good at his job and doesn't have to stoop to antics like Skip and Stephen A.

Around the Horn is littered with shitty panelists: Bill "Shame on Everyone!" Plaschke, Pablo "I Can't Go 5 Minutes Without Using Problematic" S Torre, Kate "Disapproving Head Shake" Fagan.
Paige is a rambling mess but he's entertaining, and the rest of the more seasoned panelists Tim C, Jackie Mac, Blackistone, J.A,…

People that don't follow gaming think it's the equivalent of like a Wii Fit Board. It was marketed terribly.

Metroid needs a reboot. Other M was crap, and that Federation Force 3DS garbage is awful looking.

Yeah, it originally was the worst, but the Netflix app is much better now. Also, once you learn how to disable the touch screen you don't have a mini version of what your watching off to the side.

Yeah, I have no complaints about WiiU. Mario/LuigiU, 3D World, Xenoblade, the HD Zeldas, Yoshi, DK Country, Pikmin 3, Hyrule Warriors, Mario Maker, Shovel Knight, NES Remix, Mario Kart 8, Smash Bros. I have a pretty decent library, and even though I have ROMs of all the oldies, I like playing Earthbound on the tablet…

People that didn't know better bought a lot of shovelware. I may have even gotten one or two by accident.

Beyonce would not buckle under the pressure.

I know, I read on The Onion that she's a real…

The last few years on the Wii's life my wife referred to it as The Netflix Machine.

I kept waiting for Showalter's Coop to mention he had a tapeworm or something to explain the weight loss.

Depends. If a kid drowns, best to just keep yer mouth shut.

I hope they don't recycle that joke.

I'll make it my beeswax to watch it. They just better not move it twice.

That photo looks like they Livia Soprano-ed his head on someone else's body. Would make sense, since he should've just kept his mouth shut like a mute!

And BOB's wife ANNA. Palindromes. Eeeeevil…

Cooper meets his new partner: Chance Briggs!

I'll have her either way. (Runs away super fast to Yakkity Sax)