ESPN in my opinion is just being a spiteful ass about not covering hockey, because they used to broadcast NHL games, but once they stopped, they cover it as little as possible. Barry Melrose is already bubble wrapped and packed in storage.

Can I keep ESPN but not ESPN2? That seems to be where they put all the lunatics. Dan Lebatard's dad, Keith Olbermann, reporters who are for some reason falling in love with Adrian Peterson all over again.

True. Stephen A. wants us all to be mindful not to set violent abusive people off. I remember watching that live thinking, 'This is a slow motion car crash.' Classic Stephen A. If he dropped the N word again it would've been worth double points.

…Necktie?

Did they motion capture him leaping into a Christmas tree?

Took me 45 minutes to properly administer CPR but I did it, and no one ended up braindead!

If you die in a cut scene, you die for REAL!

"…a medieval fantasy thing." The A.V. Club, our writers aren't even trying.

He burned his little girl. "I've made a tiny huge mistake."

Week after week, at some point I thought he was joking. Nope.

What is with still being surprised the Mountain was under the sheet? I didn't even think they were trying to hide who it was.

I would love several HD remakes of Wii games, if only for the fact that I fondly recall playing them, but when I put the disc in I'm quickly reminded I have to SHAKE and WAGGLE non-stop on every - single - game.
Mario Galaxy 2 was probably the best Wii game there was though.

Spike Lee angrily Tweets Crooklyn's zip code.

This show is a rare example of a show that is slow as molasses, in a good way. There's no rush. They've got time. Sorry, tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

I had Party Girl on VHS. Never got the DVD. Now it's on Netflix. He-he-hello!

Pan and Scan is the worst. Especially when two people are talking and it zooms awkwardly back and forth, and you can tell they were both in one shot.

As a kid I made the "Ellen gets scared in the shower by Clark" part of Vacation cause the VCR to do that TRACKING thing.

Laughs, danger and excitement! Parceled out piecemeal.

"I got it over with!"

Everybody pour out a Pumpkinhead beer. Not out of respect, because it's an overrated beer.