Sunrise/Sunset (and I'm guessing Midnight) redeem Hawke in a lot of ways. I can relate to those movies. So much so that I can't bring myself to watch Midnight because Sunset ended perfectly for me.

Did he really need that many staff working at the same time? Especially since more than half the staff dicked around with customers, hung out in the back, or winsomely pondered on the roof. LaPaglia was a shit schedule maker.

"Stop. You had me at 'major reconstructive surgery'."

This picture is almost like she's making fun of how how face looks now.

The pens are fine, and the roof isn't leaking, I'll email you the study. Bush calls him burger because he saw him eat a burger once. It wasn't even a burger, it was a sandwich.

"Well, that certainly is a lot of words, in record time." - J Peterman

With that dumb hand flapping thing she does.

"Well, it's official, MURDER is now legal in the state of California." - Norm

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they hard-foul you, bad boys, bad boys!

But then Nick Fury shows up…right?

That's sort of a bargain basement version of how the Ka Tet killed the wolves of the Callah.

I expected a picture of Brett Big Book of Butts Ratner.

Ha ha. AV Club doesn't watch hockey. Hockey. Pffft! Your loss, my team didn't even make the playoffs (Bruins, you can't win a game if you don't shoot the puck) but I've watched almost all the playoff games I could because playoff hockey is right up there with NFL playoffs as far as non-stop excitement. Maybe more so.…

The Liv Tyler strips down to her panties and then immediately gets offended that Grease 2 wants a blowjob is good too. Suddenly she's a prude.

I love the tag "They're selling records but not selling out" even though the movie is just an amalgamation of teen problem-feel good (I guess) movies.

Salon.com has a scathing article about why they won't be coloring this book.

Just reuse cornflower blue, because waste is a thief.

Good thing I checked before making the "war room" joke.

She should definitely be at the "Show me: Paint the fence" portion of her training by now, instead it's like she failed and is repeating the grade.

I thought he was saying goodbye to her because he thought he wasn't going to survive, since he was skeptical as to why he got stuck with raven duty.