My favorite fact from the Exit to Eden Wikipedia page:

He's the man. His career is a combination of talent and luck no doubt but he makes it seem like anyone can just "go, work with incredible people and be famous" which is kind of cool. What a bad-ass resume of stuff he's done.

Hang on, I've just read the script for My Little Ponies Vs. Strawberry Shortcake: Requiem, and trust me, it's a doozy. Ashley Tisdale and the guy who played Stifler's brother in American Pie Presents: Beta House are already signed on.

Michael Bay accused of "sodomizing" the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, encourages everyone to just relax… it'll all be over soon

Secret Girlfriend or GTFO, brah.

He can definitely act but they'll never make it to Regionals much less Nationals with that lack of cinematic appeal.

Luke Who Just Wants to go Into Tosche Station to Pick Up Some Power Converters

As a tie-in for Environmental Awareness month, the studio is cutting electrical costs as a means for the show to appear more GREEN friendly.

I'm serving up margaritas by the pool on the second tier deck, stern side, if anyone's interested.

they should pull an "Apollo 13", dump a cardboard box of random widgets and doodads in front of him and say that if he can't build something to make "the Command Module's square filters work in the Lunar Module's round receptacles", they're all going to die of asphyxiation.

I unironically made it to 2:03. Pretty intense if you ask me; gotta go cram a shit-ton of protein and complex carbs for the post-workout meal, brah.

You wanna talk jive? Cuz I can talk jive. I can talk jive like you never seen!

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OF COCKED!

"Apparently, hip-hop audiences aren’t well-versed in the filmography of Wes Anderson…"
I'm shocked I tell you! SHOCKED!

"Ya'll be conducting science experiments on a xenomorphic fucking conspiracy?"

so much ownage. i'm psyched.

THERE'S NO TIME!!!!! GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!!

That's Exceedingly British Person, Benedict Cumberbatch to YOU, mister!

Cheetara? Because she was hot.