Ja Makin Me Tan Tanning Salon's address:
110 S. Linden
Lamoni, IA 50140

The man is a giant in a universe filled with small chairs.

I'd put the "Riker Maneuver" over that, but below the gimmick account. That guy was/is? awesome. http://youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs

Executive Producer Jeph Loeb? The guy that wrote Ultimatum for Marvel? Yeah, his opinion on anything comics is crap. The show would benefit with a cameo once a month or so. Nobody big, but something. CW did that with Smallville & is doing that with Arrow. Smallville (arguably shouldn't have to a degree) lasted 10…

No Dice? OH!!!! Un-fuckin'-believa-bul.

I said the same about Billy Bob Thornton, then he proceeded to chastise me in a surly, drunken manner.

The reason it failed? The kid. He was too damn annoying. I mean, sooo fucking obnoxious it caused mental anguish and physical discomfort.

Blasphemy! Our anthem has bombs, rockets, war, shit blowing up in it. I wouldn't be surprised if Michael Bay is in fact a direct descendant of Francis Scott Key. USA! USA! USA!

Meh, just show the outtakes that roll during the credits of Cannonball 1 & I'm good. Toss in the ones from Stroker Ace as well, just because.

"The Bears are who we thought they were"-Dennis Green

His helicopter (Google it, it's worth it) broke down on the way to the audition.

M-O-O-N, that spells Kevin Spacey.

Is the farmer the robot or are the ants robots? I don't get it. And where the hell does Adrian Zmed fit into the conversation?!?

Unforgiven. If you can't enjoy the Duck of Death getting a beatdown from Gene Hackman, then maybe watching movies is not for you.

Right, said Fred.

I bid 1 dollar, Bob.

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat?

Larry the Cable Guy/Senator could get 'er done!

No love for Hot Love?

They could cover the Chiefs, again. Or they could just have them film Peyton Manning folding his socks for hours at a time. Probably would pull better ratings.