Let's kick some ice.
Ice to meet you.
You're not sending me to the cooler!

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

Write-up. Write-up. Looser.

Write-up. Write-up. Looser.

Yea! Your lips'll move too if someone sticks a carrot up your ass. Also, stay away fro Indio Oats! You've been warned.

Yea! Your lips'll move too if someone sticks a carrot up your ass. Also, stay away fro Indio Oats! You've been warned.

Is it a legitimate rape, since he didn't get pregnant?

Is it a legitimate rape, since he didn't get pregnant?

I found my special purpose.

I found my special purpose.

Best comedy guaranteed not to offend: The Odd Couple
-Matthau & Lemmon at their best. Also, if you're in the Neil Simon mood, Seems Like Old Times. Great stuff. I could go on, but I'm really drunk & don't feel like typing.

Best comedy guaranteed not to offend: The Odd Couple
-Matthau & Lemmon at their best. Also, if you're in the Neil Simon mood, Seems Like Old Times. Great stuff. I could go on, but I'm really drunk & don't feel like typing.

If SNL's "election" special was simply limited to repeatedly showing Carvey doing Ross Perot & Hartmann's Admiral Stockdale, I could live with that. Maybe sprinkle in a few clips of Chevy's Gerald Ford here and there as well.

If SNL's "election" special was simply limited to repeatedly showing Carvey doing Ross Perot & Hartmann's Admiral Stockdale, I could live with that. Maybe sprinkle in a few clips of Chevy's Gerald Ford here and there as well.

That Thing You Do?

That Thing You Do?

Tonight, at The Pit: Everybody Gets Laid.

Tonight, at The Pit: Everybody Gets Laid.

The Robert Goulet version is better. That guy can croon.