The Robert Goulet version is better. That guy can croon.

You can go to hell, sir. That's where they play that song over & over for all eternity.

You can go to hell, sir. That's where they play that song over & over for all eternity.

He was so cute in "Up".

He was so cute in "Up".

Have a seat. Would you like some lemonade?

Have a seat. Would you like some lemonade?

Jeffrey Jones, aka Ed Rooney

Jeffrey Jones, aka Ed Rooney

That boy has a GREAT ASS!!!

That boy has a GREAT ASS!!!

Starring Scotty Sherman!

Starring Scotty Sherman!

FAP!

FAP!

Goo goo ga-choo!

Goo goo ga-choo!

Jewish Horror? Oy! Wait until Moishe Goldman hears about this. You know his cousin, Ira had that thing where he couldn't sleep in the dark for six weeks after hearing about his friend, Larry Shalowitz getting possessed. Well, let me tell you, Larry wasn't possessed, he had eaten a bad pastrami on rye he got at Oscar's…

Jewish Horror? Oy! Wait until Moishe Goldman hears about this. You know his cousin, Ira had that thing where he couldn't sleep in the dark for six weeks after hearing about his friend, Larry Shalowitz getting possessed. Well, let me tell you, Larry wasn't possessed, he had eaten a bad pastrami on rye he got at Oscar's…

H-h-he's cool?