H-h-he's cool?

"Ma'am" it is, then. My apologies if I have offended thee. Again, thank you for most excellent post.

"Ma'am" it is, then. My apologies if I have offended thee. Again, thank you for most excellent post.

You could view them from atop the giant ass from Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back video.

You could view them from atop the giant ass from Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back video.

Sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing I've read in days. Thank you, sir.

Sweet Jesus, this is the funniest thing I've read in days. Thank you, sir.

I don't know, but that would be easy to check, they have the giant "ass" from Sir-Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back video there.

I don't know, but that would be easy to check, they have the giant "ass" from Sir-Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back video there.

Was it rich Corinthian leather? Ahem, I mean, reech Co-reeenthian laytharrr?

Was it rich Corinthian leather? Ahem, I mean, reech Co-reeenthian laytharrr?

Sorry, Doctor, but that car would be the Dodge Challenger SRT and not a Camaro. You're lucky we're not on Jalopnik. That shit most certainly would not fly.

Sorry, Doctor, but that car would be the Dodge Challenger SRT and not a Camaro. You're lucky we're not on Jalopnik. That shit most certainly would not fly.

All your base belong to us!

All your base belong to us!

My toaster dances to Jackie Wilson. Still won't let me fuck it, but maybe by the 3rd or 4th date…

My toaster dances to Jackie Wilson. Still won't let me fuck it, but maybe by the 3rd or 4th date…

Ranger Rick is still going strong. Just got the latest issue the other day in the mail. 17 fun facts about otters AND a totally cute pin-up of one playing in a river! It's going up on my cubicle wall.

Ranger Rick is still going strong. Just got the latest issue the other day in the mail. 17 fun facts about otters AND a totally cute pin-up of one playing in a river! It's going up on my cubicle wall.

And A-rabs. There's enough of them Tallybans that the US should probably invade Detroit. Git er done!