About time you got the review up. I thought half the cast would be dead before I'd see the AV Club review. This series is okay, but, like everything else in life, it is sorely in need of Carl Weathers.

The Wiponi Wu's in the South Pacific worshiped the Big Wu. Turns out it didn't work out too well for them. Still, having Abe Vigoda as your leader, drinking orange soda, and bathing Meg Ryan evens out being killed by a giant volcano eruption.

The Wiponi Wu's in the South Pacific worshiped the Big Wu. Turns out it didn't work out too well for them. Still, having Abe Vigoda as your leader, drinking orange soda, and bathing Meg Ryan evens out being killed by a giant volcano eruption.

The Beastmaster. Topless Tanya Roberts, a spray painted tiger, and Rip Torn. All you need for a cult classic, right there. Or is that too old for "New" Cult? Whatever, somebody just write up something about it. It'll get the pageviews, trust me.

The Beastmaster. Topless Tanya Roberts, a spray painted tiger, and Rip Torn. All you need for a cult classic, right there. Or is that too old for "New" Cult? Whatever, somebody just write up something about it. It'll get the pageviews, trust me.

MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!

MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!

It's nawt a tumah!

It's nawt a tumah!

Twoooooo Weeeeeeks

Twoooooo Weeeeeeks

I still sing "Letter B" whenever Let it Be comes on the radio. Thank you Sesame Street.

I still sing "Letter B" whenever Let it Be comes on the radio. Thank you Sesame Street.

He was definitely against Sally Hemmings saying anything, I'm sure.

He was definitely against Sally Hemmings saying anything, I'm sure.

I got dysentery because I spent all my money on extra wagon tongues and oxen.

I got dysentery because I spent all my money on extra wagon tongues and oxen.

All I have to do is read this article and I automatically feel great about myself.  Sincerely, every bum, hobo, deadbeat, goldbricker, layabout, and derelict in America.

All I have to do is read this article and I automatically feel great about myself.  Sincerely, every bum, hobo, deadbeat, goldbricker, layabout, and derelict in America.

Loves me some Jungle Fever, the movie and the forever elusive possibility of dating a black woman. Apparently, there aren't too many black women interested in Star Wars, the musical stylings of CCR, comic books, and microbreweries. Hmm, now that I think about it, not too many white chicks are either. Shit, I'm never…