Waiting for the Archmage to chime in on this one…

You're talking trash on Three's Company? Maybe I should take you out back behind the Regal Beagle and kick your ass.

You're talking trash on Three's Company? Maybe I should take you out back behind the Regal Beagle and kick your ass.

Remember, this was a time in America when we watched the comedy stylings of the gang at Hee-Haw…and loved it.

Remember, this was a time in America when we watched the comedy stylings of the gang at Hee-Haw…and loved it.

While dressed as Catwoman.

While dressed as Catwoman.

The novelizations of Robocop 2 & Jaws The Revenge>the movies they're based upon.

The novelizations of Robocop 2 & Jaws The Revenge>the movies they're based upon.

Yes. Yes, it does. I still want that badass truck, however, I'll have to pass on the idea of taking a bath in a bathtub…outdoors.

Yes. Yes, it does. I still want that badass truck, however, I'll have to pass on the idea of taking a bath in a bathtub…outdoors.

When he fought Bigfoot…epic.

When he fought Bigfoot…epic.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

Thing that fucked young Otto up in the theater: ET's pale, pasty body lying in the bottom of the creek with raccoons crawling all over him. Sweet Christmas, that's some brutal shit for a 7 year old.

TV I absolutely LOVED that doesn't quite hold up…Come on kiddos, you remember this one: Greatest American Hero.

TV I absolutely LOVED that doesn't quite hold up…Come on kiddos, you remember this one: Greatest American Hero.

No, it's a remake of The Incredible Hulk. Minus the whole "gamma irradiated monster" aspect.

No, it's a remake of The Incredible Hulk. Minus the whole "gamma irradiated monster" aspect.