Yes, the very thought of Carson sporting a high-top fade and having his index finger surgically lengthened is grounds for fighting.  Johnny is CORRECT, sir.

No Tits McGee?  Where's the diversity?

I think they use magnets, but I don't know how the fuck they work, either.

Without a doubt, Montalban.  Because of his reech, Co-reenthian laythaar.

Mr. Ed?!?  What a phony!  You'd move your lips too, if someone was sticking a carrot up your ass.

Nice shout-out for KC and Boulevard Brewery!  Not exactly a micro-brew anymore, it's one of the largest American-owned brewers in the nation, certainly the Midwest and makes great beer!  Unfortunately, it makes me feel like shit that I didn't catch Odd Couple when they were doing it here.  Good on you, TK!

Back…and to the left. Back…and to the left.

"Is this a put on?"-Pete Townshend 

"Only good part"?  That whole movie is fucking comedy gold.  3 words:  Hotel. Coral. Essex.

I preferred the Spice Channel scrambled on cable.  If you look closely, you could make out the occasional boob or actual sex act, which was good enough for a 13 year-old Otto Parts.

Meh, not terribly impressed.  Now, you go get me John Slattery laying down the theme from WKRP in Cincinnati, while on acid, then you've got something special.

Sexual Chocolate! [drops mic and exits]

Ready or not, she defecates on a microphone.

It's not your fault.

Holy shit, you're right!  Then who the hell was that guy going around impersonating Tab Thacker?  Really, who does such a thing? 

Loved watching this show w/my old man as a kid.  One of the best opening credits in history.

Fuck that!

Steve Guttenberg has an office?!?  What the fuck does he do in there on any given day, besides spin around in his office chair from Office Depot yelling to a non-existent secretary through a phone that's not connected about somebody bringing him "a goddamn danish and a bottle of Poland Spring".

Mahoney's love interest: one Sharon Stone.  Yeah, the Gute could certainly pull in the top-shelf trim back in the day.  Today, you may see him cruising the talent at your local Chilis.

It's okay to admit.  Admission is the first step.  And yes, I am in a Police Academy 5 Afficiando Support Group.  It's a small group, we meet in the basement of the First Baptist Church of Raytown every Wednesday at 6 pm.  Free coffee and pastries.  One time, we had Tab Thacker, who you all know as Office Thomas…