Yeah, I mean what do you do later on when you see the guy around the office?  "Hey, Jer, that whole "getting caught touching little boys thing…how'd that all work out?" 

You know, someone ought to arrange it to where Sandusky can share a cell with Conrad Murray.  You know, seeing as how Murray has a rich and colorful history with famous child molesters.

Muhammed Ali's pretty shook-up over Smokin' Joe's death.

Karen Carpenter, huh?  Cheap dinner date, that's for sure.

I also am a big Boutte fan.  I cannot lie.  Sincerely, Sir-Mix-a-Lot

You can stream it on Netflix after you're done mowing the yard and doing your homework.  You snot-nosed little bastard.

Fucking Higgins needs to sic Zeus & Apollo on somebody's ass for this transgression.

Sorry, the correct answer is the original Battlestar Gallactica theme.

WRONG!!!  While you are correct in recognizing that The Rockford Files is the greatest TV theme ever, there has been a great injustice in failing to recognize Magnum P.I. or the theme for the original BSG.  You can also throw the Golden Girls theme somewhere into the mix.

You see America?  This is what you'll get if you elect Mitt Romney president, an America without The Hangover Part 2.  Wait…

Don't really give a shit how she does it.

Are you a god?

NOOOOOoooooo!!!

Are there any pictures of random objects that resemble dongs?

Get me some motherfuckin' Major Dad in this movie!

Hi, my name's Moe.  Or as the ladies call me, "Hey! You in the bushes!"

Just one Point Break remake?  Get me two!

You know who could really use sneakers that can self-lace?  Michael J. Fox.

He plays the banjo reasonably well?

I say we nuke the whole thing from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.