White people be changin' their name like this…Black people be changin' their name like *this*…

Where the hell is the trailer for Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star?  I want to see the hatred unleashed.  MUST…UNLEASH…HATRED…

Chad Ochocinco, Metta World Peace, Big Baby Jesus…black people, what's up with the crazy name changes, aside from that whole "casting aside the names given to your family by slave holders generations ago"?

Cat Fud?

"Yasiin"?  That's it?  Metta World Peace thinks your name change is lame.

Wrong, sir!  Darlington County is awesome!  May you be handcuffed to the bumper of a state trooper's car…and drug along Thunder Road.

NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle and Former House Majority Leader, Dick Armey agree, stupid names are a great reason to stay away from comic books.

Kolchak, I like your views and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Bullshit!  Coming to America Eddie is goddamn perfect.  Another unkind word towards  it, and I'll toss you in a vat of Soul-Glo.

WHAT?!?!  No Andy Capp?!?  Oh yeah, somebody's getting a beating when he gets home from the bar.

I'm gonna put you in a stranglehold.

Yeah, I really hope everything comes together.  As any dangling plot lines gets us one step closer to a feature movie; and that should be forbidden.

Elder Scrolls?  In the words of the brilliant scribes behind Entourage:  "That's so funny, I forgot to laugh".

Whatever, fastandsloppy, you sound like a bitter K-State fan, ashamed of their irrelevance.

Slaughterhouse Five?  What's that?

Heh, he said, "Scrubbing Dicks"…
heh, heh, heh, heh.

Chivo, that, sir, is indeed a classic! Well played, indeed.

Let me tell you what Possum Kingdom is about. It's about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. We're talking morning, noon, and night: dick, dick, dick, dick dick, dick, dick.

What?!? You all fogot about "Crazy Bitch"-the timeless hit from Buckcherry?

I'd phuk yu on the restaurant floor.