What just happened?

I'll take King of the Hill over any Seth MacFarlane shit any day. Keerist.

I think it's worth mentioning that one of the girls in the Scream Queens video says of the opportunity to fight for a bit part in the next Saw movie: "this is exactly what I've been praying for."

I don't Get it
What's with all the sexy-dressing on Halloween? Sexy nurses and maids and other erotic peons? Keep it in the bedroom.

"MAN-CHOPs gonna make brownouts common in all thetres across america - you can be on that all you fuckin grosbeaks who think SAW and this splinter bulshit are so scary."

A NEW job?!?

OH, HEY
By the way, how do I know if my roommate's cats are trying to tell me that I'm dying? That's also something of which I am afraid. (grammar like what)

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Scared the hell out of me when I was little. Aw shit, who am I kidding? It scares me now, almost as much as dying alone.

Guy, you made me LAWLZ.

Ho-this guy!

The Death of Love?
The death of love is physical abuse and alcohol dependence. Or, at least it was in my case.

Forest Whitaker?

Nice.

THAT GUY FROM GHOST
In a recurring nightmare, I am consistently and thoroughly visited by that guy from Ghost.

Did someone call my name?