I'd like to see him go gay, just to fuck with all the fanboys who gave 'The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct' 10/10 because "You GET TO PLAY AS DARRYL!!!!!" just because he's the go-to guy for their adolescent power fantasies. I want to drink their tears.

Oh, AV Club, don't ever change!

You've never pulled a quickie in a stairwell? Geez, I've fucked in underground car parks, alleys, park benches. It's happening all around you. If being discovered or arrested doesn't overwhelm the sex drive, I don't see zombies stopping the shagging any time soon.

Jesus, I called that back in episode 2 or so of this season.

Season 2 reference for leaving the damn farm already and finding the prison. It started before the mid-season break and I predicted we were going to be stuck there for the entire season, the wondered if the Prison would just be the New Farm anyway.

Maybe a zombie bit off his dong in the first days of the attack.

Jesus, it's not like PIV is the only form of sex. They both still have tongues, fingers, a dong, a vagina and poopers. I'm sure they could still work something enjoyable out.

The show is as desperate to please as a younger, fat kid running around after a group of cooler, older kids. Except the 'cooler' kids are actually a bunch of geeks obsessed with the random debris of their childhood. How sad does that make the fat kid?

You have to accept that Millenials are the most uncreative artistic generation ever. They're voracious consumers of entertainment, but are too scared of risking disapproval to really have much of interest to say creatively.

Negan was where I realised I was too old for this shit.

So watching people have their throats ripped out and their intestines pulled out is a pleasant Sunday evening for you?

Saying 'Sheeple' is as Sheeple as it gets.

What it's lacking: likeable characters with interesting backstories and consistent behavioural motivations moving through the reminders of a crumbling, obsolete world, facing gripping, bleak situations with no easy black-and-white moral choices, which are handled fairly and realistically whilst dealing with the…

If you told my teenage self that there'd one day be a weekly zombie show I would have jizzed over my pile of Fangorias. And this is what we ended up with.

I wish his crotch had made a clown noise when she honked it.

An elderly woman? You mean Darryl?

THAT WAS HIS NAME! I honestly couldn't remember earlier.

"That'll do. Is it lunch yet?"

Why doesn't the AV club actually interview the writing room, and ask these questions? It would be hilarious. "Well, when we spoke to the Breaking Bad writers…" or "The Homeland writers…" and they'd be all 'Hurrr durrrr..'

Remember the character who had such little characterisation across 2 seasons that I can't even remember his name? He found a bloody baby seat in one of the cars back in Season 2. It was just before he slashed his arm open due to some ridiculous contrivance.