You want bad?  I bought a stack of 500 7 Inch vinyl singles for $20 the other day.  There was a song called 'Don't Call Me Dude' by Scatterbrain.  Whoever the fuck they were, that is some dismal shit.

The Dom7#9? He hardly invented it.  You're talking about a chord used in Classical Music by Debussy, in bebop, blues, jazz and r&b, and both 'The Word' and 'Taxman' by The Beatles, all before Hendrix.

Imagine if it had come out of her vayjay.

What was it?  I HAVE to know!

It's 2013!  Why the fuck are you listening to the radio?

I remember reading they were A Thing, but, somehow, they never became one of those A Things you can't escape remaining ignorant of, like U2.

I despise Tree Trunks.

42 minutes trims the fat.  How much better would True Blood and Dexter have been without the extra 15 minutes of mong filler per episode.

Pants, magic pants!  Junk, magic junk!

I didn't think this was that obscure.

Between this, 'True Blood' and 'Dexter', I'm starting to realise how little a clue a lot of shows have about direction in storytelling, and how large chunks of what happens in most shows is simply pointless bullshit that goes nowhere filling in time.

Oh man, the giant maggots one.  This messed me up big time when I was seven:  i watched the show from behind the couch, lying on the floor to see the tv in a direct line underneath it.

I'm glad I bailed on Dollhouse before I saw that one.

Actually… I've watched enough Whedon to laugh out loud when Tiny Asian Chick suddenly went all Kung Fu and took down a much bigger man.That and fast-talking pixie chicks with centre partings.

I slogged through 11 episodes of it before giving up.  Life's too short.  It's utterly-inessential.  Fuck it.

It's Joss Whedon!  You kill someone for cheap emotional impact then handwave it away a little later.

I honestly know a lot of women who gave up during the first book, and said they didn't understand what the hype was all about.

Basically, he's everything a girl would say is 'creepy' if he wasn't wealthy, good-looking and famous.

I know plenty of women who bought the books, but basically had the Gaston 'What Is This Shit?' reaction.

Will he grit his teeth and shake his head slighty left and write to denote feelings of anger?