PDL didn't impress me.  It just seemed like a mashup of better filmmakers' stylistic tics, and Sandler was still as uninteresting an 'actor' as ever.

I know everyone piled on Rex Reed yesterday, but, fuck it, why even review this?  Surely everyone knows what they're getting by now when they see Sandler on a poster.

I used to be in a band where we'd regularly take the piss during practice by singing like Chris Cornell.  We even name dropped him in a song.

I was 20 in 1991.  I was horrified to find the new music trend for people my age sounded exactly like the music that bored me shitless through my childhood.

I honestly the writers are Hate Writing the show.  This is throughly below average.  Fuck it.  It's dead to me.

A- means nothing, especially when being compared with how shitty the show was last year.  I'll stick to wasting 3 minutes reading the recap than 55 sitting through it - especially as that's only one minute longer than those damn tedious opening credits.

I *think* the show kind of explained somewhere along the way that fairy blood tends to make them 'drunk' and lose control, which means they end up draining the fairy dry unintentionally due to the high.

Strange.  I started watching this season and thought Anna's looks have definitely peaked and she's started the downward slide, then I looked her up on IMDB.  Only thirty!  I thought she'd have a few more years left.  I suspect she's going to age worse than Diana Rigg.

Biggest non-twist since Edward James Olmos in Dexter.  Are TV writers even fucking trying anymore?

Dexter in an OK 30 minute show that unfortunately runs 55 minutes.

Yeah, but the bond flows both ways: Eric made Pam, Pam made Tara.  The Sire controls the childe.  Bill killed his sire, but still has a link with Jessica.  The sire being killed doesn't negate their bond with each other.

Well, that was Utterly-Inessential Viewing. I'll stick with the recaps from here.

What was the deal with Alcide's weirdly-distracting dye job in the exterior scenes that didn't match the interior scenes?  Was he wearing a wig?  It was more intriguing than whatever the scene was about.

We used to call Tara on True Blood 'Toilet Break', for obvious reasons.  Then she became a lesbian vampire and suddenly became tolerable.  Maybe Quinn should become a zombie.  He's gaunt enough that it wouldn't be much of a stretch.

Nah, I'll stick to just reading the recaps to find out how it wraps up.  I've learnt by now the time investment of watching Dexter isn't remotely worth the meager rewards… actually, scratch that… it hasn't rewarded my attention *at all* for a good three seasons now.  It's insulted me, bored me, confused me and annoyed…

Kudos.

How is there not a Voiceover Dexter gimmick poster by now?

This shit's back already?  Fuck no!

'I Feed Good'.  I just think of desperate trailers for crappy movies, and suspect that I'm more going to feel bored and ripped-off than good.

I'm 42 and I've never heard of this song before now, which is weird considering I kind of half-watched Prometheus two weeks back.  Admittedly, I was reading a book at the time.  I guess it was more interesting.