Ha ha
He kissed an old person.

But does it have any Star Wars character cameos?

Yeah, seriously. Parents frequently fail to realize that kids don't really care that much about the things they "want." If you don't give in constantly when they whine about something, then it trains them to simply shrug and move on.

Additionally that Seinfeld episode with "the most sensual of the salted, cured meats"

I'm not sure that having RuPaul's corpse host it wouldn't make it more tolerable than just having RuPaul.