Also, was I the only one that got the vibe that Opal might really be Lin's daughter?

So given the fact that Lin Bei Fong has her mother's last name (and her sister being married no longer carries her own maiden name) and the fact that it was explicitly stated that neither of them knew their fathers….

I think the split opening also made a major misstep in the way the girls were separated. Putting Gia, Laganja, and Adore in the same group just made for too many over the top, grating voiceovers.

Nothing bad will ever happen again. Ever. If you think this is the worst of it, you're totes right.

Where are those meddling kids when you need them? Arya was there, but we needed a whole gang of them!

Unicorn pubes from Skagos.

I told you Cha Cha heels. BLACK ONES!

Detox probably said Roxxxy, to make her BFF feel better. Or possibly Alaska, as the only legitimate alternative to Jinkx.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

(AFFC SPOILERS) I think the end of Book 4 show that Margaery was very aware of the game she was playing with Cersei. When she's shouting at her in prison, she knew exactly what was going down, and she knew that Cersei was completely the cause of it.

While there are probably other examples that I can't think of, I believe the youngest Starks are the only characters who regularly receive altruistic treatment. Osha saving Bran and Rickon had very little reasoning behind it. The Hound not turning Arya over had to do with an unspoken/unrealized desire to protect her-…

Cersei has one of Margaery's guards tell her exactly who visits her, and the guard mentions that Loras visits quite frequently.

It's pointless in that the reveal is entirely lost upon the viewers. The viewers would have been able to recognize that Ser Barristan and Arstan Whitebeard were the same person, so the "reveal" that happens in the book would have been a waste of precious screen time.

Moran only gets the crown because he appears every god damn season.

After the dust settled and Sharon was crowned, Willam ended up admitting that she had needed to leave, and got disqualified on purpose. She had apparently booked another gig that conflicted with Drag Race, and obviously she wanted to honor her commitment to the one that was actually going to pay her.

Not only that, but her body is off. Since she uses no padding at all, her proportions are very masculine. Waist up it looks fine, and waist down it looks fine, but the whole picture is off, since her shoulders are much wider than her hips.

Well since next week is an acting challenge, I'm expecting Alyssa and Coco to be the bottom two, so Coco will probably be gone.

I'm really enjoying the way Walt's coming out is progressing. Seeing as the storyline has been done so many times, most coming out story arcs are very anti-climactic in modern television. The character realizes that they're gay (usually during the same episode the sexuality question is brought up, or at most at the…

Well, we both tried.

Here's my illiterate attempt at reading a goddess: