A Rush Of Blood From Multiple Stab Or Arrow Wounds

I'm a hopelessly devoted D:TNG fan, and I know Pilot is addicted to it as well. Love me some crazy Canadian primetime afterschool specials.

That's quite accurate.

It's the best multicam sitcom currently airing, but nowhere close to the multicam golden age shows.

I specialized in Maritime Mock Trial.

I will go out on a limb and admit that I will watch basically anything about firefighters. I loved Ladder 49, Backdraft is basically the only Ron Howard movie I actively enjoy, and Rescue Me is one of my favorite television shows of all time. I like all of these things because I am a sucker for stories about…

I mean…it's going back to Fridays, and I think it would be much better on Tuesdays, but NBC CLEARLY knows how to program a schedule better than a random TV critic, so what do I know…

It's how I feel about How I Met Your Mother, and I've just started applying it to other shows. I played too much poker in high school/college.

It differentiates itself by voice, and I like that voice…but it's a collection of some zany stories and two harrowing ones that you will like if you like Drew Magary and nothing more, because it's in an already overstuffed genre where the only thing that differentiates one book from the next is authorial voice.

I actually really like Magary's style, and I read pretty much every Funbag/Dadspin he writes, but this genre is so done to death that even a writer I really like attempting it couldn't save it for me.

Please. That's an A- at most.

She's great in that movie, but there wasn't an easily accessible clip to put here, which is why it got left out.

I do not trust MacFarlane's judgement when it comes to "shaking things up" on American Dad. These episodes were already in the can (I'm pretty sure that's in the AD showrunner interview) so Callaghan didn't have an effect on them, but you're definitely right to be skeptical of the future.

My thinking was that if we didn't see a body, dude could come back.

I love how disliking Tosh.0 and highlighting its popularity with a subset of students at Arizona State and other schools like it has morphed into a vendetta against all state colleges and universities and anyone who attended one. That was exactly what I meant with that sentence.

Mo Rocca remains my favorite Daily Show contributor of all time. God that guy was hilarious.

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today…to wearn a wesson about Wesen.

I knew I recognized her from somewhere! Now I'm all sad about Alphas again.

Boom. Roasted.

The late, great, Jon Benjamin Has A Van. That staff was incredible.